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Character Layout Design

Player Name Character Name Gender Career Path Rank
God Testy McLayout Eunuch Balless Hobo Fairly rank, yes
Age Home World Divination Quirk Skin Colour
34 Van down by the river Beware knives near your balls no balls! pale
Height Weight Build Hair Colour Eye Colour
5’6" 30g first edition Hot topic black Taupe


Weapon Skill Ballistic Skill
20 30
Strength Toughness Agility Intelligence Perception Willpower Fellowship
10 20 30 40 50 20 30

Basic Skills

Skill Name Characteristic Trained + 10% +20%
Awareness Perception
Barter Fellowship
Carouse Toughness
Climb Strength
Concealment Agility
Contortionist Agility
Deceive Fellowship
Disguise Perception
Dodge Agility
Evaluate Intelligence
Gamble Intelligence
Inquiry Fellowship
Intimidate Strength
Logic Intelligence
Scrutiny Perception
Search Perception
Silent Move Agility
Swim Strength

Advanced Skills

Skill Name Characteristic Trained + 10% +20%
x x x x x

Talents And Traits

  • Melee Weapon Training: Banana
  • Pistol Weapon Training: Cum Shots
  • Basic Weapon Training: Shank made from a tooth brush
  • Armor of Contempt

Psychic Powers

Psychic Discipline: Taxomancy


  • Huge Dick
  • Third Nipple

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